Im thinking of going to live in the Rainforest. Seriously if its half as cool as being in a steam room then i think id be quite content with all that humidity....bliss. Plus, i could train an army of monkeys to do my bidding (led by you of course Pete, that way they would be ninja monkeys, or ninja spider monkeys...woah)
Not to mention the fact that id HAVE to bathe in tropical waterfalls and all the women that were with me would have to be scantily clad...and then men :S....(its ok if its only you though Pete ;))
And i think id very much enjoy building a swiss family robinson style house for everyone to live in...now that would be a fun challenge. There would have to be lots of ladders. And a slip and slide across the rainforest canopy! not to mention a fully working toilet system...the robinsons version blew.
Most of all though, i could tunnel below a semi-active volcano and create an underground lair truly worthy of my plans for WORLD DOMINATION!!!!! *ahem* i mean world "unification"
Incidentally, i am hiring henchman, drop me a line if you are interested in either the Henchman Role, the Second-in-command Role or the Unimportant and Pretty Much Doomed Footsoldier Role
Benefits included
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Well although i think your plans for world Dominations would totaly clash with mine thiers no reaons we cant share, and hell yes to the the mother fucking M would you have to bad ass monkey ninjas..Wubs..xxxxx.xxx ur ever adoreing Peterxxxx
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